12-27-2010, 05:38 PM
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Timed Out - Permanent
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Quote:
Originally Posted by christie0918
Couple on honeymoon in cabin - cold, snow.
Hubby heads out to chop wood. Wifey sitting on sofa reading book.
Hubby keeps coming back in and sticking his hands in between her thighs.
After about the 4th time, she asks what he is doing.
"Warming up my hands, dear."
She looks at him and asks, "Aren't your damned ears cold yet?!?!?"
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Brrrrrr.... my ears are freezin off! 
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