[Novelafemme]

Originally Posted by Rook

Samuel arrives to Heaven, is told he can return to his wife and kids, but not in Human form..
He says ok send me back as a Bird, my Family can benefit from my use there.
He's sent back, as the most Beautiful Hen in the Coop..
His family was very proud of the Hen, however the other hens within the Coop were envious..
One approached and said "If you're so good, why haven't you laid any eggs?"
Boggled by this, the beautiful Hen struggled real hard to Squat, and out came a beautiful brown egg...
"Beginners Luck..Try another" clucked the other Hen..
Harder yet in struggling to produce another egg, pushing and pushin..
He suddenly felt a hand shaking him awake..
"Samuel wake up...Wake up damnit...You're shitting on the bed!!"

O M G ! ! !

I think I peed a little