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Originally Posted by Medusa
Jack's bar of Irish Spring taunts me in the shower.
I can't even look at it.
I can hear it though.
"Im full of geerrrmmmmmmsssssss!"
"I've been WEEETTTT and DRIIIIEEEDDD OUUUTTTT AGGGAAAAIIINNN!"
"Your loooooffaaaahhhh might have brushed up againsssttt meee and will now have to be scallllddeeedddd lest my soapy gooey fuckery leave a fillllmmmmm!"
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Irish Spring comes in a bottle now, perhaps you can gift Jack with some.