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Old 07-01-2020, 07:58 PM   #4577
Kätzchen
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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE View Post
"It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents — except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness."

E. G. E. Bulwer-Lytton



The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest was started in 1982

Prize given annually for best worst sentence, purple prose.
That's awesome, C0LLETTE. Anya has a forum thread for this specific type of writing and prose (Link).

Here's a link for last years winner, who is Canadian too.

2019 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winner (PAGE/LINK).


Here's my weather contribution report:

Strange winds and clouds of dust and horrifying news reports about COVID19 has blurred the weather vane, in my Pacific Wonderland location. Kätzchen has been wearing her mask, a different one each day, and she's been worried daily about her health. In other news, lol, rain and wind and scorching bouts of sunshine were supposed to happen repeatedly this last week, but worse bouts of weather came to pass. Since Kätzchen is boycotting the holiday weekend and creating her own holiday to celebrate, she is happy to report that the weather is just fine and will one day be even better (she hopes).

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Last edited by Kätzchen; 07-01-2020 at 08:16 PM. Reason: Added the link to Anya's Original Bad Prose forum thread :)
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