I would be very tempted though I love me my Texas folks (friends/family).
Plus I'm basically a cat - I lie around and internet every chance I get. (Read: I'm pretty useless outside of going to work and doing my job).
I'd rather have a job and pay than have chores. I suck at chores.
And I would come with a minimum of 1 dog and 1 cat.
Can we have a donkey and a goat? I heart donkeys and goats. Could we make our own cheese?
Can we seduce dorothy allison to come live with us?
Can we have writers' and artists' workshops?
I like the idea of everybody having their own space - mobile home, cabin, whatever. I'm an introvert - I like being alone to recharge and be grouchy. And good internet would be awesome.
Mess hall sounds hell of fun. M loves gardening and she's got experience tending to horses. She's my lovely farm girl.
Plus she does artsy things and is good with landscaping.
Now I'm having memories of girl scout camp. Can we be near a river so we can canoe?
Oh, and I love taking baths - would prefer not to resort to shower-only living.
Somebody better like guns because we gotta protect the herd of cats from the coyotes and blackbears.
It would either be a dream come true or a nightmare come true - but the idea excites me.