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Old 12-15-2017, 07:27 PM   #707
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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments!

Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!

What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.

Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?
They are always dropping their needles.

What does Santa put on his toast?
“Jingle Jam”

May we all find a bit of humor!
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