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Old 12-16-2017, 08:43 AM   #708
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Overdue Corny Pick-up Lines. Singles! Try these lines and if the person you are courting laughs .....is a keeper!


* I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

* Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright, for me.

* Even if there wasn't gravity on this Earth, I'd still fall for you.

* Is you nickname Chapstick? Because you're the balm!

* Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.


Okay, Okay maybe not laugh out loud laugh, but a smile. Maybe?
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