This is my ideal answer to the big butt question:
"yes, baby, your ass looks big in that skirt. and oohhhhh, baby, you Know i sure do like it that way." ...as s/he grabs me for a kiss. *giggling*
lol- How bout that? Doesn't sound so bad to me! ...how does that song go? itty bitty waist and round thing in your face, you get sprung...