|
Practically Lives Here
How Do You Identify?:
Depends on the day.
Preferred Pronoun?:
"I" and "we"
Relationship Status:
Very good. Thank you for asking.
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: Canada
Posts: 11,501
Thanks: 16,676
Thanked 15,262 Times in 4,345 Posts
Rep Power: 21474859
|
To all of you who have, over many years, expressed your undying love, massive crushes, and unbearable desire for me...i'm so sorry that i have been such an unfeeling, unresponsive bitch that i wasn't willing to meet you half way in Missouri or Iowa for a "get-to-know-you".
Truth be told, you've been saved a lot of grief and humiliating rejection. I'm only into women at least 20 years older than me and, given I'm 73, you probably wouldn't cut it. Be thankful.
P.S. If you're over 93 and know I'm kidding, please send pvt. message and nude photo.
__________________
______________________________
______________________________
|