Note to Self:
DO NOT buy young Jeffrey Alan (pup) any more monkey fists.
You know
when you see him lope down the slope sideways ... pauses ... sits, looks back at his butt, does a quick butt drag, shoots into the air with his legs looking like they are having spasms ... then back to loping loping sideways again
that he has just done his #2 business and is coming straight to you for help.
You know you cannot refuse to help him.
You how much you dislike having to pull seemingly miles of multicolored yarn from Jeffrey's bum.
(by the way, no hands on ... task requires lots of multifolded paper towels)