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Old 12-23-2018, 12:28 AM   #811
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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
-Nothing, it was on the house!


What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck?
-A Christmas Quacker!


What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
-A Holly Davidson!


What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
-Horn-aments!


Happy Holidays to the many Corny Joke family!

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