Trumpty Dumpty Had a Great Fall
As a Democrat, I'm howling with laughter that The Donald leads most GOP polls. He represents the dregs of the GOP, and I think he's doing it on purpose just to eff with what the GOP has turned into.
I heard somewhere that he and Bill Clinton met up a few weeks prior to Trump announcing, and the thought of that made me think they hatched this plan together to embarrass the teabaggers, holy rollers, crooks, shitkickers, home schooled, dentally challenged, queer hating, closet queen, GED getting, ultra Christian radicals, and let's not forget the racists in the GOP.
Trump acting like he had too many favorite Bible verses (both old and new testament) to pick just one? That was worthy of any Monty Python skit. His idea to flatten the entire Middle East? Also Python-esque. And the wall he plans to build to close off the border between the U.S. and Mexico was funny, only to be made even funnier by announcing the Mexicans would pay for it.
With Ted Cruz slithering over the Canadian border to run for the Senate, then president, makes me think we need two walls. The invasions of Justin Bieber, Norm McDonald and Celine Dionne haven't helped.
Word is, the RNC plans to host some kind of fishy extra primaries so they can kick Trump out. I think if the GOP voters want him, they should get to vote for him. Just the idea that there are porn videos available of his first lady would worth watching far right heads explode.
Plus, 2 or 3 of his 5 kids were conceived via extra marital affairs. That's what I call Family Values. If you are into cheaters, that is.
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