The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
frank zappa
Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.
ambrose bierce
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar
drew carey
What have you been reading, the Gospel According to St. Bastard?
eddie izzard
