In Bakersfield, California, anyone having intercourse with Satan must use a condom. (An asbestos one we presume.)
A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
It is illegal for any member of the Nevada Legislature to conduct official business wearing a penis costume while the legislature is in session.
In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. (Apparently it's OK for woman.)
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