[Kenna]

My crazy funny, goofball bestie cracked me up when I heard him yell in pain as he was letting the dogs out... (I was in the kitchen and thought he had hurt his knee again)...and then he yelled "GET OFF ME!" ..."THAT'A BOY! YOU TELL' EM!"... three seconds later, he ran into the kitchen with the wildest look in his eyes I've ever seen...in a very excited, half laughing voice he hollers out "that cat CLIMBED MY ASS like I was a tree! Then he tried picking on Skippy, but that no-tooth lil Skip turned on him (Blade tried to mimic Skippy's funny Chihuahua snap-n-growl). I told Skippy 'get'em!', that fucker left claw marks in my ass!!! See?? (That's when he turned around, dropped his drawers to show his ass cheek and said) "can't you see the marks?"

By then, I'm ROLLING in laughter and told him "no, I don't see anything except your ass".... he blurts out "You can't see that? I sure feel damn claw marks! He tore my ass up!"

Omg! Never a dull day in this house!