i get a discount at the good will store on wednesdays!!
i can oder the senior meals and not have the waitress roll her eyes
i can say outrageous things and people chock it up to age not insanity
when i say "go F yourself" younguns smile and think i am cool....
i love being this age .....if i sit on a parkbench and set my coffee cup down people put change in it (got 3 dollars yesterday) when i was young they would just say..Get a job bum!
i love being this age