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Originally Posted by Bèsame*
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How many bottles of nail polish are in your household?
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Keep them all... Perfect for sealing off deadly snake bites. Will keep people from trying to suck out the venom, which doesn't really work anyway.
Oh I'm just kidding. Toss anything that is black, dark purple, bright green and anything else that doesn't look good on anyone over 15, even if you are a middle-aged Goth. ( You're no longer there ...even if you think it's "fun" ... in fact, you can do that but just don't go outside, lol ).
How many dirty kleenexes are in your pocket right now?