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11-11-2011, 03:08 PM

*flashes International Faggot of Mystery card*

My name is Incubus and I'm a poof. I cannot kill, gut or clean fish, fowl or fauna. Humans are a different matter! I'll cook happily though

Love building fire pits and tending fire - I am Tim the Toolman hear me grunt... Ooh-Ooh!

Can brew a fine pot of tea and make a pigtastic bacon (or veggie variant) butty in the morning

Can play guitar/sing round the campfire and lead sing-songs

-available for weddings, wakes and bat mizvahs...very reasonable rates, apply within.

Just please don't ask me to kill and gut anything.

11-11-2011, 03:08 PM	#19
Daktari Guest Tournaments Won: 1 Posts: n/a My Photo Gallery	flashes International Faggot of Mystery card My name is Incubus and I'm a poof. I cannot kill, gut or clean fish, fowl or fauna. Humans are a different matter! I'll cook happily though Love building fire pits and tending fire - I am Tim the Toolman hear me grunt... Ooh-Ooh! Can brew a fine pot of tea and make a pigtastic bacon (or veggie variant) butty in the morning Can play guitar/sing round the campfire and lead sing-songs -available for weddings, wakes and bat mizvahs...very reasonable rates, apply within. Just please don't ask me to kill and gut anything.