I was on a first date with this woman and we went out for dinner, she asked me odd questions that only became clear in retrospect. After dinner I asked her if she would like coffee.
She answers “So what do you think about cleaning yourself out? How about a coffee enema? I have equipment at my apartment.”
I’m like no, thank you, I just meant do you want a cup of coffee. To drink.
I'm sure there is nothing wrong with coffee enemas if you are into them, but I don't think you should just go there on the first date. And it is a non sequitur to ask someone if they want to come back to your apartment for a coffee enema even if they ask if you would like a cup of coffee.
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