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Originally Posted by C0LLETTE
"Could you please eat a little faster. I'm meeting my ex for drinks at 8 ."
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Egads!
There was a woman I chased for months before she'd go out with me. The date was fun, and when she asked me to stay over at her place that night, I was thrilled. She tells to me to make myself at home while she's in the bathroom, so I shucked off all my clothes and got into her bed.
When she crawled in next to me, she said, "I hope you're not expecting any hanky panky."
S H I T.
I waited till she fell asleep, then I very quietly got dressed and got the hell out of there.
Twenty years later, I hooked her up with my recent ex who didn't like hanky panky much, either. They really hit it off...I guess.
When I hit it off with someone, there's plenty of hanky AND panky--that's why we hit it off!