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A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... Smoking a joint, when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing? '
The koala said, ' Smoking a joint; come up and have some. ' So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala, where they enjoyed the weed.
After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was dry and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this, swam over to the little lizard, and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What ' s the matter with you? '
The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned, and then fell into the river while taking a drink.
The crocodile said that he had to check this out, walked into the rain forest, and found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said, ' Hey you! '
So the koala looked down at him and said,
'Shiiiiiiiiiiit, duuuuuude......
How much water did you drink?!! '
Still laughing
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