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Old 11-12-2009, 02:28 PM   #63
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I'm going to write something......

"Miserable User: The Musical"

Cast of Characters

Glynn Close, reprising her Fatal Attraction role as the maniacal bitch with a knife

Freddy Krueger...yeah, well....

Homer Simpson.....there must be a character man in every musical, of course

Pee Wee Herman, playing the part of Harold, the inquistive neighbor

Flip Wilson as Geraldine....because the devil made her do it....I'm pretty certain she'll have a knife, too....why not?

This will be a great musical...hilarity will ensue...the Dance O' The Knives will especially be entertaining for one and all.....choreography by Steve Martin and Madonna (who have gracious agreed to combine their Happy Dance/Vogue dances.....with the knives)

Bring Your hankies because the surprise ending will leave You in tears.....

Programs will feature biographical information of the entire cast as well as various websites for the knives used.

clearly I have too much time on my hands.....


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