05-01-2010, 08:34 PM
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Senior Member
How Do You Identify?: Fiery, Sassy, Tough As Nails, Femme Tomboy
Preferred Pronoun?: She
Relationship Status: I am your favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: NC & CO
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A very busy first day back in PA...
After being lost out in the boonies, in the beautiful south for a couple weeks...
My best friend treats me to breakfast this morning at Cracker Barrel and comments "you look like you've lost weight".... (that felt nice, while I was sitting there stuffing my face with blueberry pecan pancakes)
Later I see my landlady, she greets me with a hug and says "you lost weight while you were gone."
Shortly after that, I see my neighbor-couple (she's expecting a baby soon) and she comments "you look like you lost weight, your face is thinner"... I respond, "GEE, THANKS!! Maybe that's why I can finally get into these black jeans Mom got me for Christmas?"
Then.... unexpected and unannounced, and old co-worker shows up, gives me the riot act for going out of state and not consulting him.... then says "did your BOOBS get bigger?"
I swear, this is a TRUE story... but, NO, my boobs didn't get bigger and I'm happy with them small
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