Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance
Here's how Powell should have produced his evidence to the UN: "We're absolutely sure Saddam has weapons of mass destruction because WE SOLD THEM TO HIM! And I have the receipts RIGHT HERE!" (Powell holds up receipts)
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
