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My name is Incubus and I'm a poof. I cannot kill, gut or clean fish, fowl or fauna.
Humans are a different matter
! I'll cook happily though
Love building fire pits and tending fire
- I am Tim the Toolman hear me grunt... Ooh-Ooh!
Can brew a fine pot of tea and make a pigtastic bacon (or veggie variant) butty in the morning
Can play guitar/sing round the campfire and lead sing-songs
-available for weddings, wakes and bat mizvahs...very reasonable rates, apply within.
Just please don't ask me to kill and gut anything.
Gotta draw the line somewhere. I agree.
In fact, living in the Southern US I find it important to tell potential dates that they better never bring anything dead in the kitchen for me to clean. UGH. We have grocery stores!
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