Thread: A Funny Letter
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Old 09-09-2012, 09:04 PM   #4
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Dear Bully,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but i'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg under the bus and I saw you sit on your "my little pony collection". I'm sure you're Masochistic enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the pictures from Vegas to you, but I'll keep the oil tank from your car as a memory. You should also know that I mocked you behind your back constantly and you should stop picking your nose.

Love always,
Belle
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