Dear Rhon,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but The mafia wants you I think I realized it when When we skinny dipped in the bathtub Outside of your office and I saw you Sit on The elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're Cowardly enough to understand That Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning Your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I Never will forget that night and Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Go drown yourself,
Sherrie
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