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Infamous Member
How Do You Identify?:
Femme
Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Her, etc
Relationship Status:
Single
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Canada
Posts: 7,767
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Dear Sara,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me in your closet and I saw you knock out my father. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand how aweful you are. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard and I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Love Always,
Leigh
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