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How Do You Identify?: Femme
Preferred Pronoun?: She or Goddess
Relationship Status: Settled in
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Edmonton Alberta
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Dear N,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose with Jean Chrétien and I saw you hit on my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that your Ford sucks. I'm returning your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and our friendship is ruined.
Best of luck on the sex change,
laruss
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