Power Femme
How Do You Identify?: Cinnamon spiced, caramel colored, power-femme
Preferred Pronoun?: She
Relationship Status: Married to a wonderful horse girl
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Lat: 45.60 Lon: -122.60
Posts: 1,733
Thanks: 1,132
Thanked 6,848 Times in 1,493 Posts
Rep Power: 21474851
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Btw. here's a helpful little lexicon for understanding anti-gay conservatives:
How to speak anti-gay conservative:
Luggage: 'Package', 'bulge', that thing in your pants that shows you're happy to see him, genitalia
Carrying my luggage: Having a tight hold on said package
"Lovingly sharing the message of Jesus": Activity greatly enhanced by presence of poppers and KY Jelly
Baggage handler: Gym queen
Love the sinner: Something to do all night lonnnng
Jesus: A baggage handler from Latin America
Message of Jesus: Bring lube
Surgery: Pleasurable activity involving luggage
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"People on the side of The People always ended up disappointed, in any case. They found that The People tended not to be grateful or appreciative or forward-thinking or obedient. The People tended to be small-minded and conservative and not very clever and were even distrustful of cleverness. And so, the children of the revolution were faced with the age-old problem: it wasn’t that you had the wrong kind of government, which was obvious, but that you had the wrong kind of people. As soon as you saw people as things to be measured, they didn’t measure up." (Terry Pratchett)
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