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Tucker · 12-23-2010, 11:06 PM

Me: Oh man, my hands are so dry they are cracking. It sucks. I put lotion on and they burn like a mother.

A: I have some great stuff we use at the hospital. Let me get it for you. (Digging through the handbags in her closet). Ok the only problem is this stuff stinks like tampons.

Me: What? You want me to put tampon lotion on my hands?

A: Duh! This stuff is amazing! Just try it!

Me: (Putting it on) Holy crap! It does work. It is like a tampon glove of love for my fingies.

A: I told you! I wish Avon would make a flavor other than tampon.

Me: So, I should probably wash my hands before we make cookies or everyone cookies are going to taste like tampons.

A: Good idea. At least they will taste like fresh tampons.

12-23-2010, 11:06 PM	#58
Tucker Member How Do You Identify?: A pretty little thing Preferred Pronoun?: Fatale Relationship Status: Independently owned and operated Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Afternoons in Utopia. Posts: 832 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,090 Thanked 1,295 Times in 486 Posts Rep Power: 3051090	Conversations with a best friend. Me: Oh man, my hands are so dry they are cracking. It sucks. I put lotion on and they burn like a mother. A: I have some great stuff we use at the hospital. Let me get it for you. (Digging through the handbags in her closet). Ok the only problem is this stuff stinks like tampons. Me: What? You want me to put tampon lotion on my hands? A: Duh! This stuff is amazing! Just try it! Me: (Putting it on) Holy crap! It does work. It is like a tampon glove of love for my fingies. A: I told you! I wish Avon would make a flavor other than tampon. Me: So, I should probably wash my hands before we make cookies or everyone cookies are going to taste like tampons. A: Good idea. At least they will taste like fresh tampons.