Today I sent out this card out to our friends and family
Dear Family and Friends,
Once again,
it is that time of year
The Thoreau Family gathers around the table
and contemplates
the true meaning of Thanksgiving.
It is not so much about the turkey…
As it is the realization that…
If the Native Americans had given the
Pilgrims a Donkey instead of aTurkey...
all of us would be getting a piece of ass on Thanksgiving.
With love,
The Thoreau Family