This smilie is offensive because the glasses are just outrageously huge.
whytf is that?
Because visual impairment is hilarious?
Because assistive devices are giant and oversized?
Because watching someone struggle to read is the bomb-diggity?
How about some smilies with giant hearing aids or wooden legs?
Would that be cute?
I mean really.
Sorry DeanT- I just can't seem to pull off satire without stepping on the line of plausibility. I've convinced MYSELF that this randomly chosen smilie IS in fact offensive. LOLOL. (Not really).