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Mentally Delicious
How Do You Identify?:
Queer High Femme, thank you very much
Preferred Pronoun?:
Mme.
Relationship Status:
Married to JD.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 10,446
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I did a "scare the dog" and a "punctuation" fart today.
The "scare the dog" is exactly as it sounds. Gracie was sleeping on the bed as I was cleaning the bedroom and I let one rip. It was a loud retort, kinda like a gunshot, and it woke Gracie up and she immediately growled and stood up, looking for robber who was surely breaking in/wind.
The "punctuation" fart is the one where you make a long, vibrating fart but there is an "exclamation point" at the end. Like one last extra fart to top it all off!
PPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF POP!
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