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I Met A Fairy Today...
I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish:
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry" said the fairy, "I''m not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the politicians get their heads out of their asses and start telling the truth!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
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To forgive is to set the prisoner free,
And then discover the prisoner was you.
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