Rubber Ducky Poetry Hour

[PoeticWitch]

In the backwoods of West Virginia
We meet in a little valley none can see
We are societies strangest kind
Or so I have been told
Many shed their clothes the moment they have a foot out of the car
Not long later I'm sure you will hear many screams and moans
You would think of pain
And you would be right but if you listen closely you will hear the delight
This get together of so many different people's
To learn from each other
To see many friends from far and wide
And just maybe to get lucky too ;-)
To enjoy all this you have to make it through a gauntlet of trails
From roads from hell to torrential rains that might flood your tent and blistering heat that might fry that phone sitting in your car cause you have no signal down here in our little valley
But once you are here be prepared
To have a great time
Welcome a newbie
Beat an old friend
Or maybe the other way around
Sit around the fire making gourmet s'mores or even bacon s'mores if you're daring
Make your own glass butt plug with Blown fuse
Flogging 101 with Master Fire might get you a good beating
Think food and sex go hand in hand then Dave and Del's class might be enlightening
Come here maybe Lady Elsa will clamp you, clip you, clothespin you, and then enlighten you about power exchanges
Single? No worries! We just had our first speed dating.. Between you and me.. I heard there was a connection or two ;-)
Like music? So do I! MooseJaw was pretty damn awesome I must say!
So many things! So little time! I can't mention them all without turning this poem into book!
But don't worry we have something for everyone I'm pretty sure because there is even a hottub and pool!