Do you have a crush on anyone here at The Planet? - Page 169

clay · 01-30-2013, 01:27 PM

OMG, this is too funny!!! Thanks for the chuckle...my friend

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Originally Posted by dixie

I think I'm just gonna start handing these out....makes it easier than saying it lol

Gráinne · 01-30-2013, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Ciaran

Ok, I've got a ticking clock now p.s. thank goodness my "l" key is working again ...

I was taking relationship advice today from my life coach (well, my personal assistant but she's basically my life coach and surrogate older sister, despite being a decade younger than I am).

She told me that I should aim to be married by the time I'm 40. We both agreed that I'd wanting to be dating casually for at least 6 months and more seriously for a further year before I popped the question ..... and then that we'd want at least a year to plan a wedding and so on.

Therefore, she worked out that, under this agreed plan, I've now got approx two weeks to find my future wife

Anyone here (preferably without a recent criminal record, although in my desperation I'll maybe overlook minor misdemeanours) want to get married in summer 2015?

That's the Great Summer Of The Dissertation (I hope). Still, it's tempting only for more fabulous shoes than my own.

Interesting how, when you're facing a deadline, 4,369 deal-breakers and makers, plus an (eek!) graph boil down to "Please don't be a felon".

Ciaran · 01-30-2013, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by dixie

Sorry. I'm training for a Tough Mudder marathon that will be occurring during that time frame. Otherwise I'd be willing, simply because of your excellent fashion sense.

That is very disappointing. The champagne remains on ice.

Despite my sadness, I'll show the maturity to wish you well in your Tough Mudder marathon **

** but if you experience a wee bit of pain during it, it will soften my disappointment

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Originally Posted by guihong

That's the Great Summer Of The Dissertation (I hope). Still, it's tempting only for more fabulous shoes than my own.

Interesting how, when you're facing a deadline, 4,369 deal-breakers and makers, plus an (eek!) graph boil down to "Please don't be a felon".

It's a great example of utilitarian pragmatism. My "life coach" has helped to make me realise that the clock is against me. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

ps - I was going to ask my life coach to marry me but she's a Jimmy Choo fan so the relationship could never work.

MsM · 01-30-2013, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Ciaran

ps - I was going to ask my life coach to marry me but she's a Jimmy Choo fan so the relationship could never work.

Whoa Whoa.....You don't like Jimmy Choo?! Wow, and here I thought your brain and I had a real chance of making it work.

jcisbutch · 01-30-2013, 02:19 PM

yup yup totally do..mmhhmm...yup I have a big ole crush....

Ciaran · 01-30-2013, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MsMarla

Whoa Whoa.....You don't like Jimmy Choo?! Wow, and here I thought your brain and I had a real chance of making it work.

It's not so much that I don't like Jimmy Choo. It's that I don't like to be eclipsed in the footwear component of a relationship.

This is a sensitive subject for me - it's one of those fundamental relationship issues such as whether you want kids, whether you get joint bank accounts etc. There's only room for one DIVA in my relationships.

~ocean · 01-30-2013, 03:01 PM

still crushing ants lol~~

deb0670 · 01-30-2013, 03:04 PM

yep, still crushing.. nope.. not saying on who.. shhh it's a secret.

Bella~Vita · 01-30-2013, 03:05 PM

Yes still watching ~ocean~ crush ants !

Guy · 01-30-2013, 03:24 PM

I hope they aren't red ants - that would freakin hurt!

LoyalWolfsBlade · 01-31-2013, 04:49 AM

Yup but I am sure that comes as no surprise.

However may I sugest you sit down before reading the next line.

I am so enthralled by my crush there just is not room for another at this time.

SleepyButch · 01-31-2013, 08:11 AM

No matter the circumstances, there is something very romantic about whisking away for the weekend to see your crush. Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Kent · 01-31-2013, 09:37 AM

Sure do...

MsM · 01-31-2013, 10:04 AM

Perhaps a wee one.

dixie · 01-31-2013, 03:55 PM

I need to find a crush like this!!! *swoon*

TheMerryFairy · 01-31-2013, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by dixie

I need to find a crush like this!!! *swoon*

I would love a Valentine's date like this. Of course it likely wouldn't be the same tattoo and I would take my crush for dinner and continue the romance from there.

TheMerryFairy · 01-31-2013, 04:03 PM

Sachita · 01-31-2013, 04:05 PM

The past few weeks I have had the most vivid dreams and sexual fantasies involving quite a few members of this site.

In fact I had another one last night. Some are just wayyyyy out there and others nice and pretty. I'm not sure why this has been happening but I like it.

Can you guess who I've been dreaming about?

Kent · 01-31-2013, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ~ocean

still crushing ants lol~~

Ouch!! It must hurt to crush on ocean..

Ciaran · 01-31-2013, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sachita

The past few weeks I have had the most vivid dreams and sexual fantasies involving quite a few members of this site.

In fact I had another one last night. Some are just wayyyyy out there and others nice and pretty. I'm not sure why this has been happening but I like it.

Can you guess who I've been dreaming about?

I cannot guess but the phrase "quite a few" suggests something of an orgy going on. Consequently, I'm turning white with shock here and about to start to pray

That said, I'm exceptionally curious to know if, in these vivid dreams, those you dream about all tend to be very satisfying lovers or, even though its a dream rather than real life, are some a bit of a disappointment between the sheets?

01-30-2013, 02:19 PM	#3365
jcisbutch Member How Do You Identify?: just JC Preferred Pronoun?: hy Relationship Status: the hardest to learn was the least complicated Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: NE Ohio getting ready for a move though Posts: 412 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,681 Thanked 1,157 Times in 318 Posts Rep Power: 13500137	mmhhm yup yup totally do..mmhhmm...yup I have a big ole crush.... __________________

01-30-2013, 03:01 PM	#3367
~ocean Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme blows a kiss off my finger tips * Preferred Pronoun?: ~ hey girl ~ Relationship Status: ~ single & content ~ Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Massachusetts ~coastal Posts: 7,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 22,958 Thanked 16,041 Times in 4,726 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	still crushing ants lol~~ __________________ ~ Always, ocean

01-30-2013, 03:04 PM	#3368
deb0670 Member How Do You Identify?: femme/ baby girl Preferred Pronoun?: she,her Relationship Status: Single Join Date: May 2010 Location: Illinois Posts: 1,348 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,520 Thanked 6,026 Times in 1,189 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	yep, still crushing.. nope.. not saying on who.. shhh it's a secret. __________________ Remember the lessons, forget the details. Use the stumbling blocks of the past as stepping stones to help build the future.

01-30-2013, 03:05 PM	#3369
Bella~Vita Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where salt is used for Margaritas not Snow Posts: 891 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,049 Thanked 1,322 Times in 443 Posts Rep Power: 7157596	Yes still watching ~ocean~ crush ants ! __________________ ~ I believe that pleasing everyone is impossible..... but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake ~

01-31-2013, 04:49 AM	#3371
LoyalWolfsBlade Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Pre-Op FtM, Preferred Pronoun?: Masculine ones plz Relationship Status: Single but haven't given up on finding the One Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: I gaze upon the same moon as you do Posts: 3,827 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,214 Thanked 9,646 Times in 3,123 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Yup but I am sure that comes as no surprise. However may I sugest you sit down before reading the next line. I am so enthralled by my crush there just is not room for another at this time. __________________ Life should never be stagnant hence my quest for new knowledge will continue until my last breath. Wolf

01-30-2013, 03:24 PM	#3370
Guy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 1,858 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,258 Thanked 2,574 Times in 889 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I hope they aren't red ants - that would freakin hurt!

01-31-2013, 08:11 AM	#3372
SleepyButch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dude Preferred Pronoun?: He, Him Relationship Status: Taken Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Hidden Valley Ranch Posts: 3,511 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,220 Thanked 11,248 Times in 2,754 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	No matter the circumstances, there is something very romantic about whisking away for the weekend to see your crush. Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. __________________ . You cannot embrace those things that will not embrace you back.

01-31-2013, 09:37 AM	#3373
Kent Member How Do You Identify?: Male Relationship Status: Single Tournaments Won: 2 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: TX Posts: 1,079 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,564 Thanked 2,058 Times in 720 Posts Rep Power: 19241326	Do you have a crush on anyone here at the Planet? Sure do... __________________ Kent

01-31-2013, 10:04 AM	#3374
MsM Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Leather Dyke Preferred Pronoun?: Her, She, Lady, Ms, and sometimes babygirl :) Relationship Status: Taken Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 94 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 61 Thanked 451 Times in 83 Posts Rep Power: 4048550	Perhaps a wee one. __________________ What is hidden is more interesting than what is obvious.

01-31-2013, 03:55 PM	#3375
dixie Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: I usually just poke it with a stick. Preferred Pronoun?: Bitch Relationship Status: Intertwined deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: We're all a little mad here. Posts: 6,627 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,972 Thanked 21,383 Times in 4,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	I need to find a crush like this!!! swoon

01-31-2013, 04:03 PM	#3377
TheMerryFairy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Pansexual/Sapiosexual femmey dyke who likes to crossdress now and then Preferred Pronoun?: She/her OR ze if I'm crossdressing Relationship Status: Floating and walking My path, happy in life. Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: On my Merry Fairy way! , Canada Posts: 3,630 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,727 Thanked 8,694 Times in 2,987 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	This made me giggle

01-31-2013, 04:05 PM	#3378
Sachita Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Completely in love Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Southern Virginia Posts: 3,225 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,564 Thanked 8,993 Times in 2,247 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	The past few weeks I have had the most vivid dreams and sexual fantasies involving quite a few members of this site. In fact I had another one last night. Some are just wayyyyy out there and others nice and pretty. I'm not sure why this has been happening but I like it. Can you guess who I've been dreaming about? __________________ You either like me or you don't. It took me Twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don't have that kinda time to convince somebody else. ~ Daniel Franzese

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