The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

Arwen · 06-07-2010, 11:28 AM

Revolv-a-Loveritis (ree vohl vah luff err eye tis) N. From The Greek (KItsbeentwoweeksnextiticus)

This medical condition seems to affect both individuals of the butch and of the femme persuasion. Can be often researched by reading threads where there are two weeks or two months of "I love you" "No I love you more" posts followed by a deathly silence then a similar posting between one of the previous set and someone new. User notes can also be used to reveal this condition.

Sometimes confused with the RubberBandBetweenUsism, but that condition exists only between two people who break up, get back together, break up, ad ifinitum.

This is a completely curable condition, but it can take a very long time as Revolv-a-Loveritis, as the APA has recently announced, is more appropriately an addiction with roots in CantBeAlonus and SingleScaresMeism. Because of this, psychiatrists recommend group talk therapy, twelve step groups such as Swivelnecks Anonymous and turning the computer off.

Do take note that this IS a serious condition and should NOT be approached by non-professionals. This condition requires years of research. Many of those who are recovering Revolv-a-Loveritis sufferers have a kneejerk reaction when in the presence of those silent sufferers or still in denial. This can, if unchecked, cause Drama Llamas and multiple fruit sightings.

One sure way to check is to see if the individual carries a U-Haul or other moving company credit card or has friends with trucks who automatically say, rather than hello, no I won't help you move.

SYNONYMS: Swivelnecks, UHaulaphiles, Nextians

Arwen · 06-07-2010, 11:32 AM

Maggie (Steh la) n. From the Williamson "To Stand On A Hot Metal Exterior Cover"

This is an individual of the femme persuasion. Easily identified by her outer wear (skinfitting black pedal pushers and white blouses so tight the top three buttons can NOT be buttoned), this individual of the femme persuasion has been known to have the morals of a cat in heat. She is a very restless kind of woman. The kind who has been associated with a feline on a more than warm metal building top in fact.

The Maggies of the world wrap those individuals of a butch persuasion around their little finger faster than you can say, "Big Daddy please." And when she decides she is done with an individual of the butch persuasion, her ending of that relationship can cause even the most stable individuals of the butch persuasion to drink a bit and reminisce about the good ol' days.

Non-Maggie individuals of the femme persuasion often refer to Maggies in the most scathing of tones implying many things including fast and loose women who go down easy and come up swinging. Interestingly enough, the individuals of the butch persuasion do not see much wrong with the Maggies unless they've been cut loose by one.

Sadly, many Maggies do end up with brutish clods for partners. It is one of the downfalls of being a Maggie. Lying is also a Maggie trait but it's only to protect those she loves--herself.

The staff used that the wrong play in the original definition. It has been rectified in this edition.

06-07-2010, 11:28 AM	#1
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,119 Times in 6,414 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Revolv-a-Loveritis (ree vohl vah luff err eye tis) N. From The Greek (KItsbeentwoweeksnextiticus) This medical condition seems to affect both individuals of the butch and of the femme persuasion. Can be often researched by reading threads where there are two weeks or two months of "I love you" "No I love you more" posts followed by a deathly silence then a similar posting between one of the previous set and someone new. User notes can also be used to reveal this condition. Sometimes confused with the RubberBandBetweenUsism, but that condition exists only between two people who break up, get back together, break up, ad ifinitum. This is a completely curable condition, but it can take a very long time as Revolv-a-Loveritis, as the APA has recently announced, is more appropriately an addiction with roots in CantBeAlonus and SingleScaresMeism. Because of this, psychiatrists recommend group talk therapy, twelve step groups such as Swivelnecks Anonymous and turning the computer off. Do take note that this IS a serious condition and should NOT be approached by non-professionals. This condition requires years of research. Many of those who are recovering Revolv-a-Loveritis sufferers have a kneejerk reaction when in the presence of those silent sufferers or still in denial. This can, if unchecked, cause Drama Llamas and multiple fruit sightings. One sure way to check is to see if the individual carries a U-Haul or other moving company credit card or has friends with trucks who automatically say, rather than hello, no I won't help you move. SYNONYMS: Swivelnecks, UHaulaphiles, Nextians __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

06-07-2010, 11:32 AM	#2
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,119 Times in 6,414 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Maggie (Steh la) n. From the Williamson "To Stand On A Hot Metal Exterior Cover" This is an individual of the femme persuasion. Easily identified by her outer wear (skinfitting black pedal pushers and white blouses so tight the top three buttons can NOT be buttoned), this individual of the femme persuasion has been known to have the morals of a cat in heat. She is a very restless kind of woman. The kind who has been associated with a feline on a more than warm metal building top in fact. The Maggies of the world wrap those individuals of a butch persuasion around their little finger faster than you can say, "Big Daddy please." And when she decides she is done with an individual of the butch persuasion, her ending of that relationship can cause even the most stable individuals of the butch persuasion to drink a bit and reminisce about the good ol' days. Non-Maggie individuals of the femme persuasion often refer to Maggies in the most scathing of tones implying many things including fast and loose women who go down easy and come up swinging. Interestingly enough, the individuals of the butch persuasion do not see much wrong with the Maggies unless they've been cut loose by one. Sadly, many Maggies do end up with brutish clods for partners. It is one of the downfalls of being a Maggie. Lying is also a Maggie trait but it's only to protect those she loves--herself. The staff used that the wrong play in the original definition. It has been rectified in this edition. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?