Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Inked_Trinity · 01-17-2012, 08:26 PM

I hate when you want to sleep and your body's like , no way man, I wanna agonize about everything that happened in the last ten years...

Inked_Trinity · 01-17-2012, 08:29 PM

My idea of getting lucky is having someone else do the laundry!

Inked_Trinity · 01-18-2012, 11:59 AM

Ever feel like you need the secret decoder ring to have a conversation with some people?

smouldering · 01-18-2012, 03:59 PM

"One day she'll start sending you mixed signals, and you'll get mad because she finally learned how to play your game".

Inked_Trinity · 01-20-2012, 08:24 AM

They should make a medal for any person who uses an entire tube of chap stick without losing it...

Inked_Trinity · 01-20-2012, 08:29 AM

Now that I am older an "All Nighter" means not having to get up to pee!!

Inked_Trinity · 01-21-2012, 05:20 PM

The secret of enjoying a good wine is to open the bottle to allow it to breathe. If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.

01-17-2012, 08:26 PM	#1
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I hate when you want to sleep and your body's like , no way man, I wanna agonize about everything that happened in the last ten years... __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-17-2012, 08:29 PM	#2
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	My idea of getting lucky is having someone else do the laundry! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-18-2012, 11:59 AM	#3
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Ever feel like you need the secret decoder ring to have a conversation with some people? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-18-2012, 03:59 PM	#4
smouldering Member How Do You Identify?: Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, etc. Relationship Status: Single, Recovering Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,288 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,306 Thanked 3,974 Times in 924 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	"One day she'll start sending you mixed signals, and you'll get mad because she finally learned how to play your game". __________________ ~~Smouldering~~ Suit the action to the word, the word to the action. ~William Shakespeare

01-20-2012, 08:24 AM	#5
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	They should make a medal for any person who uses an entire tube of chap stick without losing it... __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-20-2012, 08:29 AM	#6
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Now that I am older an "All Nighter" means not having to get up to pee!! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-21-2012, 05:20 PM	#7
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	The secret of enjoying a good wine is to open the bottle to allow it to breathe. If it doesn't look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.