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Old 08-09-2013, 06:48 PM   #61
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TWELVE EARS OF CORN! My God, you're insatiable! LOL!
You my friend are a dirty birdy.


i got a can of baby corns too.

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plucked or shucked???!!! LOL shucking could be kinda fun yanno?!


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Ya'll ain't right ...........lmao ya sick phuckers and NO I'm not rumbling in the ring wearing only corn and get my cob plucked . hahahah no no no nooooo way jose'
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OMGosh, now I have seen it all........



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You my friend are a dirty birdy.


i got a can of baby corns too.

just sayin.
Don't steal my baby corn idea!!!! I know what you're up to, copycat.
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A corn cob, a pickle and a penis were talking about their awful lives. The corn cob said my life sucks, when i get big and fat they cut me up and cook me. The pickle said when I get big and fat they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar. The penis said, when I get big and fat they pull a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark, damp room and bang my head against the wall till I throw up and pass out!


*just thought I would impose on this very interesting conversation.


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*Sneaks off and "waters" the corn stalks*
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lol.. i totally wish i did NOT know that 2LiveCrew song now.

me love you long time.

lmao.

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I agree Princess, They are ridiculous.
*looks around*.. Dandleion? You are by far the MOST ridiculous. <3 lol
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I just want to say...I have a new appriciation for corn after viewing the shots gren has taken...

*reviews the TOS* yeah
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I heard on the news this morning that the food stores across the country and in Ireland and other nations had a run on corn! For some unexplained reason, people were buying them up in bushels, drooling and giggling as they did so, carrying laptops!

Can't wait to see more photos!

Children Of The Corn, Let The Games Begin!
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We take (Ag)ri(culture) to a whole other level.
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I just want to say...I have a new appriciation for corn after viewing the shots gren has taken...

*reviews the TOS* yeah
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So I was feeling a little left out so I got yall this




ahhh I think I feel much better now
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ahhh I think I feel much better now
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I don't think I will win this competition. Between Gren and Queerboi, I can only imagine what the hell they came up with.
12 EARS OF Corn???? I think Queerboi is up to no good......just sayin.
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Corn pic participants don't forget, today is the day!!!

Get those pics ready with yourself and favorite style of corn!!!







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12 EARS OF Corn???? I think Queerboi is up to no good......just sayin.
I wont win either..as I have seen grens

but I never back down once I have stepped forward....so, I better figure something out...hmmmm

ohh..and queery is never up to any good
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nooo my dear friend justy....this is a corn vibrator

What!? lol! Really?
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