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Those little aches and pains have become screams of agony, and don't go away in a matter of minutes, if ever. When your best day was yesterday.
When you think your bladder is empty only to discover your error. When in the morning you use to open your eyes wide, but now are crusted and tearful. Oh the joys of getting older. All tongue in cheek, except when you can't find your teeth, or glasses, or cane. Ami insists I inform everyone I have my own teeth.......
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ya know you are getting older when you have 300 channels and nothing is on TV so you contemplate just going back to the ole 3 channel TV and throwing away the remote so you can get up to change the channels.....just for the exercise
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It's tougher to lose weight, because over time your body and your fat have become really good friends.
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You don't get liquored up at home, to save money, before going to a bar. Lol! We used to do this!!
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Well...I pretty much say what I'm really thinking/feeling aloud and when I'm in public...I've lost a lot of the ability to keep it to myself...people look at me, often smiling or nodding in agreement...I tell them 'I can't help it, I'm an old lady'...that or 'it's the voices' :)
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No you just get liquored up at home and stay there, cause you forgot where the keys are.
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