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When your lifting your glasses to read the smaller print and you can actually read it better that way!!! LOL
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How do I know when I am getting older? ~when I need a magnifying glass to read the newsprint and food labels, ~when I realize store clerks have no idea how to make change unless the register tells them and even then they can get it wrong, ~when I remember that Boone's Farm Apple Wine used to be the rage, ~when all kids look alike to me, ~when I go to say something and promptly forget what it was, ~when I cant find my keys cuz they spent the night in the lock, ~when I cruise the newspaper for the early bird specials, ~when colonoscopies and cholesterol pills are dinner conversation, ~when you go to matinee movies cuz you don't drive at night, ~when you ask for the senior discount everywhere, ~when the folks at the pharmacy know me by name ~ when the tv and movie stars of my generation are advertising boniva and activia. |
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one a day over 50, centrum silver. Where once we never worried about fiber now we cannot live without it.
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you mean you were born when the first man went to the moon? Man mommy you are old as moondust
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.....when You feel You must say ~ when asked Your age ~ You're forty~eighteen.....
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things you own are shown on ebay as vintage items
the need to shave your legs decreases as your hair begins to disappear once believed to be a lesbian because you wore sensible shoes (feminist era), now no one questions why you wear sensible shoes dressed to the nines now means jeans without an elastic waist
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... I read some of the posts here, and I feel like I need ulcer medication.
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I was looking at some online ones and came across these:
You and your teeth no longer sleep together. You get to work before you discover you forgot to get dressed. You had to get rid of your dog... he kept trying to drag you to the yard to bury you. Watching paint dry has a certain fascination. You discover the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down.
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When the Rolling Stones and the Who sound quaint compared to what my kids listen to.
When my kids ask if I had TV when I was a girl. I walk into a room and forget what I was doing there. Coming up on my 30th high school reunion! The joke is true: when I get on the floor, I wonder what else I can do down there. When I bought one of those personal fans for women of a certain time of life. When I became a great-aunt. My great-aunt was a tiny little old lady.
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Last one standing is a youngster!
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Can we have jello puddin instead?
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Sugar freeeeeee, no teeth required.
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will you please stop talking about no teeth
you have teeth you know you can eat pudding even if you have teeth edited to add: the no teeth thing is giving me the willies
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Good! We can toss em all in the dishwasher for a good scrubbin!
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You said you were a good child
With teeth
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