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09-24-2013, 03:57 PM | #42 |
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09-24-2013, 04:48 PM | #43 |
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09-24-2013, 10:12 PM | #44 |
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09-25-2013, 08:24 AM | #45 |
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09-25-2013, 08:29 AM | #46 |
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09-25-2013, 02:35 PM | #47 |
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09-25-2013, 04:02 PM | #48 |
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09-25-2013, 06:39 PM | #49 |
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A text complete with pictures asking advice on my friend's dogs' Halloween costumes.
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09-25-2013, 07:28 PM | #50 |
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09-28-2013, 07:35 AM | #51 |
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09-28-2013, 08:46 AM | #52 |
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I love you!!! I get multiple ILY's, everyday from my babers!
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I get those a lot too LMAO
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That I made a 94 out of 100 on my test last Friday .
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One of my crazier friends texted this to me early this morning. She said that after what her boss put her through last week it's going to be her new profile pic on FB. I nearly choked on my coffee...LOL
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couple of days ago......*hope I don't get in trouble for telling it.....*..... "going to shower....wish you were here......"
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I'm ok with that....
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