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Do These Turkeys Get Any Bigger?
Just before Thanksgiving, a lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re not alive any more.” Ks- |
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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson! What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Horn-aments! Why do mummies like Christmas so much? Because of all the wrapping! What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet! What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters? They are always dropping their needles. What does Santa put on his toast? “Jingle Jam” May we all find a bit of humor! Ks- |
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Overdue Corny Pick-up Lines. Singles! Try these lines and if the person you are courting laughs .....is a keeper!
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Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
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Cheesy Mouses'
Three mice are sitting around drinking and boasting about their strengths.
The first mouse says, “Mouse traps, Ha! I do push ups with the bar!” The second mouse pulls a pill from his pocket, swallows it, and says with a grin, “D-Con Rat Poison.” The third mouse finishes his drink, slams his glass on the table and starts to leave. The first mouse says, “Where do you think you’re going?” The third mouse replies, “Time to go home and chase the cat.” ks- |
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Beef! Its what for dinner..
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Nobody’s herd! What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow? Roost beef! What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk? An udder failure https://www.hayspost.com/2018/01/19/...ts-for-dinner/ Ks- |
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He didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills. Joe never wanted to believe that his dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when he got home, all the signs were there. Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Guitar! Guitar who? Guitar coats, it’s cold outside! TGIF folks ks- |
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