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09-19-2013, 03:57 PM | #1 |
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Things you should never say on a date.
Things you should never say on a first date.
"Wow, you look soo much like my ex!" |
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09-19-2013, 04:23 PM | #2 |
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09-19-2013, 04:50 PM | #3 |
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Pretty much most of the things I say.
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09-19-2013, 05:09 PM | #4 |
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09-19-2013, 05:24 PM | #5 |
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09-19-2013, 05:44 PM | #6 |
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09-20-2013, 09:15 PM | #7 |
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Me: So, you never mentioned my new haircut. Do you. Like it? You can see my natural blonde streaks now.
Her: It's awful. I hate it. Looks like shit. I focused on the live band. Several minutes pass. Her: Did I hurt your feelings. Me: No, it's my hair I like it short. When menopause hit I lost 2/3 of my hair. I can't wear it long anymore. I don't have hundreds of dollars to look like a diva. Her : you look like a man. Me: |
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09-20-2013, 09:21 PM | #8 |
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09-19-2013, 05:20 PM | #9 |
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It's a red beauty mark, not a cold sore. Hey, mind if I use your Chapstick? or Smell this--does it smell infected? or I wish this place served mutton. Ever try it? I could eat it 7 days a week. or I don't smoke cigarettes, they're gross. I like cigars! Want a puff? |
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09-20-2013, 07:44 AM | #11 |
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I've been sheltered and pampered my whole life so I need someone who will take good care of me.
I have alot of phobias. I have a huge fear of flying , I can't swim besides I'm allergic to the sun . Oh nice car you must have alot of money which is perfect because I like to spent alot . I'm the president of the local cat rescue.
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09-20-2013, 08:04 AM | #12 |
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No no...
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A constant checking the smartphone for texts, calls, etc - does drive me nuts, too. However, if my date has young kids...I'm ok with it. |
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09-20-2013, 08:45 AM | #13 |
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What he said.
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09-20-2013, 09:23 AM | #14 |
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"Your bed or mine?" - True story, said to me on a first date. (For the record, I declined.)
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09-20-2013, 09:27 AM | #15 |
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Nothing from my own experience comes to mind (i don't date often), but keep the pointers coming.
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05-05-2014, 10:27 PM | #17 |
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"I want to go talk to that girl sitting over at the other table" and then get up and leave.
Yeah that happened! Dating sucks!!
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09-20-2013, 09:44 AM | #18 |
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09-20-2013, 09:51 AM | #19 |
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09-20-2013, 10:08 AM | #20 |
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You can't walk fast in those shoes? OMG, that's why i usually date butches...femmes are too much trouble.
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