If you knocked on my door today.... - Page 11

homoe · 09-07-2016, 03:21 AM

IF Chad came and knocked on my door today...

I would invite Chad in, but be mindful that hys does not appreciated humming. I'd share any food with Chad I had, but then when doing the dishes afterward I'd make sure no utensils hit any glass dishes.

I'd try to make Chad's visit as pleasant as possible so perhaps hy'd invited me over for some of hys BBQ or homemade Sheppard pie!

Chad · 09-07-2016, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe

IF Chad came and knocked on my door today...

I would invite Chad in, but be mindful that hys does not appreciated humming. I'd share any food with Chad I had, but then when doing the dishes afterward I'd make sure no utensils hit any glass dishes.

I'd try to make Chad's visit as pleasant as possible so perhaps hy'd invited me over for some of hys BBQ or homemade Sheppard pie!

Haha! What a gracious host you are. I would definitely bring you a plate of Texas BBQ.

homoe · 09-07-2016, 06:25 AM

I first bumped this thread to tease Chad about humming and dish clanging, but this really is a cute thread! I hope others post

easygoingfemme · 09-08-2016, 08:52 AM

If Homoe knocked on my door today we would go on a tour of funky independent movie theaters near me. Then we would hit the drive in movie theaters for evening entertainment and copious amounts of junk food from the concession stand.

Gemme · 09-08-2016, 07:51 PM

If easygoing knocked on my door, I'd make sure she had good walking shoes on and then I'd drag her to either here or here, depending on the date. I think we'd have a good time at either!

Stone-Butch · 09-08-2016, 08:12 PM

If Homoe came to my door today I would say come on in I am just making steak. We would spend the evening going over my entire collection.

Sweet Bliss · 09-08-2016, 08:55 PM

If Stone Butch knocked on my door today, I would invite him in and treat him to fresh homemade chocolate chip cookies and milk.

Then we would chat and later go to the beach and watch peeps enjoying the water.

Then we would have dinner at a great local spot and sing kareoke!!!

Stone-Butch · 09-08-2016, 11:13 PM

If Sweet Bliss knocked on my door I would invite her in and offer a hot or cold beverage. We would chat. We would go to the park overlooking the lake and watch the sailboats and feed the squirrels. We would then go out to a nice dinner, choice of her palate.

legally_b10nde · 09-09-2016, 12:58 AM

If Stone Butch knocked on my door, I'd check him out through peep hole on my door. I'd give him a welcoming hug, guessing cologne his wearing then politely invite him and tell him to make himself comfortable.

easygoingfemme · 09-09-2016, 05:18 AM

Gemme got skipped! Since she offered me a variety of delightful afternoon romps (seriously would love all of that) I'll answer the door for her in return.

If Gemme knocked on my door today I would offer her an Outshine bar. Then we would go visit a new little business near me that sells crafting supplies and all proceeds go to building a safe house for victims of sex trafficking. We would buy many things. Then, depending on the time of year, we'd take a little road trip and maybe go here or here or here

If legally_b1onde came to my door I'd invite her in for a smoothie or cup of tea, go out to the back yard to sit by the river, and get to know each other!

homoe · 09-09-2016, 09:26 AM

If easygoingfemme knocked on my door, I'd invite her in and ask her just how many pairs of underroos she owned......LOL

Gemme · 09-09-2016, 03:27 PM

If homoe knocked on my door, I'd remind him that it's not nice to inquire about a lady's underoos (although she clearly has at least 18).

Then, I'd drag him here.

homoe · 09-09-2016, 08:28 PM

IF gemme knocked on my door, I'd invite her in and offer her something good to eat and drink. Then I'd suggest going to see a movie. After the movie we'd stop for some ice cream and sit and discuss the movie we'd just seen

FireSignFemme · 09-09-2016, 11:50 PM

If homoe knocked on my door I’d say through the closed door – We gave at the office. Unless looking out the peephole I saw homoe standing there in a clown suit, wearing “I’m a bad clown” makeup, with a bouquet of wilted flowers in one hand and a sign with the words “I heart you” printed on it in the other. In that case I would let out a blood curdling scream, quick brace the door and then fast be on the phone to - spilling it, tell some 911 operator all about it. This because I don’t know homoe from Adam and even if I did, well still that would be way creepy!

homoe · 09-10-2016, 05:54 AM

If FireSignFemme knocked on my door I'd holler come in, sit down, and brace yourself! Then I'd enter the room wearing my best haute couture garment designed by Christian Dior. As the look of disbelief crosses her face, I'd strike a pose and ask her to take my picture.

Bèsame* · 09-10-2016, 08:32 AM

If Homo, came a knocking....we would take a stroll to downtown, chatting all along the way. Heading to the best antique stores where we could reminisce about our past and how we remember the things we saw. Maybe it will be on a Thursday for a grand throwback!

homoe · 09-13-2016, 05:40 AM

IF Bèsame knocked on my door I'd invite her in and we'd make a list of all the places we'd go to buy the best greeting cards. After shopping, I'd spring for lunch and perhaps we'd do a bit more shopping after fortifying ourselves.

Blade · 10-30-2016, 12:31 PM

A lazy Chihuahua and his lazy Daddy kicked back watching a very boring football game.

FireSignFemme · 10-31-2016, 03:07 AM

If Blade knocked on my door I'd say through the door - I'm sorry, FireSignFemme doesn't live here anymore, let me get you the new owner. Then I'd put my flat screen monitor in the window, crank up the speakers and play him this -

Orema · 11-25-2016, 05:44 AM

If FireSignFemme knocked on my door this afternoon (after I finish working), I'd invite her in for a piece of mince pie with rum sauce and would ask her advice on some upgrades I want to do to my femme cave.

Afterwards, I'd love to chat with her about movies, art, history, and theology.

09-08-2016, 07:51 PM	#205
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,587 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,179 Thanked 108,773 Times in 25,658 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	If easygoing knocked on my door, I'd make sure she had good walking shoes on and then I'd drag her to either here or here, depending on the date. I think we'd have a good time at either! __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

09-08-2016, 08:12 PM	#206
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09-08-2016, 11:13 PM	#208
Stone-Butch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stonebutch Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 3,202 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12,183 Thanked 8,467 Times in 2,633 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Knocked on my door If Sweet Bliss knocked on my door I would invite her in and offer a hot or cold beverage. We would chat. We would go to the park overlooking the lake and watch the sailboats and feed the squirrels. We would then go out to a nice dinner, choice of her palate.

09-09-2016, 12:58 AM	#209
legally_b10nde Member How Do You Identify?: femme woman - Hello Daddy, hello mom. I'm your ch-ch-ch cherry bomb! Preferred Pronoun?: female/she/her Relationship Status: Single by choice Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: the earth Posts: 433 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 127 Thanked 635 Times in 233 Posts Rep Power: 5404776	If Stone Butch knocked on my door, I'd check him out through peep hole on my door. I'd give him a welcoming hug, guessing cologne his wearing then politely invite him and tell him to make himself comfortable. __________________

09-09-2016, 03:27 PM	#212
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,587 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,179 Thanked 108,773 Times in 25,658 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	If homoe knocked on my door, I'd remind him that it's not nice to inquire about a lady's underoos (although she clearly has at least 18). Then, I'd drag him here. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

09-07-2016, 03:21 AM	#201
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,586 Times in 14,918 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	IF Chad came and knocked on my door today... I would invite Chad in, but be mindful that hys does not appreciated humming. I'd share any food with Chad I had, but then when doing the dishes afterward I'd make sure no utensils hit any glass dishes. I'd try to make Chad's visit as pleasant as possible so perhaps hy'd invited me over for some of hys BBQ or homemade Sheppard pie!

09-07-2016, 06:25 AM	#203
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,586 Times in 14,918 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	I first bumped this thread to tease Chad about humming and dish clanging, but this really is a cute thread! I hope others post

09-08-2016, 08:52 AM	#204
easygoingfemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Lil' Miss Sassy Pants Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: My place by the river Posts: 3,375 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,731 Thanked 14,156 Times in 3,019 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	If Homoe knocked on my door today we would go on a tour of funky independent movie theaters near me. Then we would hit the drive in movie theaters for evening entertainment and copious amounts of junk food from the concession stand.

09-08-2016, 08:55 PM	#207
Sweet Bliss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: I Am Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: solo Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: the Beach, Pacific side Posts: 4,160 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,354 Thanked 7,264 Times in 2,158 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	If Stone Butch knocked on my door today, I would invite him in and treat him to fresh homemade chocolate chip cookies and milk. Then we would chat and later go to the beach and watch peeps enjoying the water. Then we would have dinner at a great local spot and sing kareoke!!!

09-09-2016, 05:18 AM	#210
easygoingfemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Lil' Miss Sassy Pants Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: My place by the river Posts: 3,375 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,731 Thanked 14,156 Times in 3,019 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Gemme got skipped! Since she offered me a variety of delightful afternoon romps (seriously would love all of that) I'll answer the door for her in return. If Gemme knocked on my door today I would offer her an Outshine bar. Then we would go visit a new little business near me that sells crafting supplies and all proceeds go to building a safe house for victims of sex trafficking. We would buy many things. Then, depending on the time of year, we'd take a little road trip and maybe go here or here or here If legally_b1onde came to my door I'd invite her in for a smoothie or cup of tea, go out to the back yard to sit by the river, and get to know each other!

09-09-2016, 09:26 AM	#211
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,586 Times in 14,918 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	If easygoingfemme knocked on my door, I'd invite her in and ask her just how many pairs of underroos she owned......LOL

09-09-2016, 08:28 PM	#213
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,586 Times in 14,918 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	IF gemme knocked on my door, I'd invite her in and offer her something good to eat and drink. Then I'd suggest going to see a movie. After the movie we'd stop for some ice cream and sit and discuss the movie we'd just seen

09-09-2016, 11:50 PM	#214
FireSignFemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: N/A Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: WA Posts: 4,434 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 37,962 Thanked 10,499 Times in 3,157 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	If homoe knocked on my door I’d say through the closed door – We gave at the office. Unless looking out the peephole I saw homoe standing there in a clown suit, wearing “I’m a bad clown” makeup, with a bouquet of wilted flowers in one hand and a sign with the words “I heart you” printed on it in the other. In that case I would let out a blood curdling scream, quick brace the door and then fast be on the phone to - spilling it, tell some 911 operator all about it. This because I don’t know homoe from Adam and even if I did, well still that would be way creepy!

09-10-2016, 05:54 AM	#215
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,586 Times in 14,918 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	If FireSignFemme knocked on my door I'd holler come in, sit down, and brace yourself! Then I'd enter the room wearing my best haute couture garment designed by Christian Dior. As the look of disbelief crosses her face, I'd strike a pose and ask her to take my picture.

09-10-2016, 08:32 AM	#216
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: ☀️☀️☀️ Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 14,772 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 28,402 Thanked 39,533 Times in 10,206 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	If Homo, came a knocking....we would take a stroll to downtown, chatting all along the way. Heading to the best antique stores where we could reminisce about our past and how we remember the things we saw. Maybe it will be on a Thursday for a grand throwback! __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

09-13-2016, 05:40 AM	#217
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,586 Times in 14,918 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	IF Bèsame knocked on my door I'd invite her in and we'd make a list of all the places we'd go to buy the best greeting cards. After shopping, I'd spring for lunch and perhaps we'd do a bit more shopping after fortifying ourselves.

10-30-2016, 12:31 PM	#218
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,492 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,850 Thanked 14,400 Times in 4,049 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	A lazy Chihuahua and his lazy Daddy kicked back watching a very boring football game. __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

10-31-2016, 03:07 AM	#219
FireSignFemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: N/A Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: WA Posts: 4,434 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 37,962 Thanked 10,499 Times in 3,157 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	If Blade knocked on my door I'd say through the door - I'm sorry, FireSignFemme doesn't live here anymore, let me get you the new owner. Then I'd put my flat screen monitor in the window, crank up the speakers and play him this -

11-25-2016, 05:44 AM	#220
Orema Superlative Soul Sister How Do You Identify?: Lesbian stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her, shawty Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Cottage of Content Posts: 13,026 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 41,075 Thanked 34,096 Times in 8,592 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	If FireSignFemme knocked on my door this afternoon (after I finish working), I'd invite her in for a piece of mince pie with rum sauce and would ask her advice on some upgrades I want to do to my femme cave. Afterwards, I'd love to chat with her about movies, art, history, and theology.