If you knocked on my door today.... - Page 16

girl_dee · 11-26-2017, 03:43 PM

if easy were to knock on my door, i would totally pretend i did not like being tackled....

i would take us to my tattoo guy and totally get something fun and new...

then we would drink.

Kätzchen · 11-27-2017, 11:09 AM

If Dee knocked on my door today, I'd be happy to invite her in and make some fresh coffee for her and see what I have on hand to go with our tea and coffee.....AND, if her puppy is with her, I'd pet her puppy and sing her a little lullabye, after I gave her a treat! Of course, after inviting her in, we'd talk for a spell and exchange ideas on what we hope to do next summer!

homoe · 11-27-2017, 11:21 AM

IF Miss Katz knocked on my door I'd invite her in and make her a roast beef and havarti cheese sandwich first off!

Then I'd show her my vast collection of movies and let her pick a few to watch! Of course movie watching wouldn't be complete without popcorn so i'd pop up a batch of old fashioned homemade popcorn complete with real butter!

Kätzchen · 11-27-2017, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe

IF Miss Katz knocked on my door I'd invite her in and make her a roast beef and havarti cheese sandwich first off!

Then I'd show her my vast collection of movies and let her pick a few to watch! Of course movie watching wouldn't be complete without popcorn so i'd pop up a batch of old fashioned homemade popcorn complete with real butter!

That sounds Wonderful!!!!

<<<<<<<~~ Wants to go visit & watch movies with (((((homoe)))))), real soon.

See, that's the sandwich I LOVE too

homoe · 11-27-2017, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Kätzchen

That sounds Wonderful!!!!

<<<<<<<~~ Wants to go visit & watch movies with (((((homoe)))))), real soon.

See, that's the sandwich I LOVE too

Yikes..............

NOW if Miss Katz knocked on my door I might pretend not to be home OR holler out "I got a gun and I know how to use it".......

Kätzchen · 11-27-2017, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by homoe

Yikes..............

NOW if Miss Katz knocked on my door I might pretend not to be home OR holler out "I got a gun and I know how to use it".......

LMAO!!!

Ha. Ha. Ha.

homoe · 11-28-2017, 12:15 PM

I was just kidding!

I'd still invite her in and fix a sandwich for her and let her pick out some movies.......

~ocean · 11-28-2017, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe

I was just kidding!

I'd still invite her in and fix a sandwich for her and let her pick out some movies.......

If you BOTH knocked on my door ~ I'd have to move my dogs over and put a plate of appetizers and wine & fruit juice on the coffee table . Order a good movie.

Femmewench · 11-28-2017, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ~ocean

If you BOTH knocked on my door ~ I'd have to move my dogs over and put a plate of appetizers and wine & fruit juice on the coffee table . Order a good movie.

Ocean, if you knocked on my door, I'd invite you into my home and vehicle. We would then have the option of staying where we are or traveling to a different locale. Mi casa es su casa. But you can't drive it! Once we have the location we want we'd nibble on snacks unless you'd like a full meal.

~ocean · 11-28-2017, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Femmewench

Ocean, if you knocked on my door, I'd invite you into my home and vehicle. We would then have the option of staying where we are or traveling to a different locale. Mi casa es su casa. But you can't drive it! Once we have the location we want we'd nibble on snacks unless you'd like a full meal.

I make a good side seat helper ~ I tend to take exits if they seem interesting lol

homoe · 11-29-2017, 12:42 PM

If ~ocean knocked on my door I'd faint dead-a-way!

Reach *BANNED* · 08-23-2018, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by homoe

If ~ocean knocked on my door I'd faint dead-a-way!

If homoe knocked on my door today- I would invite her in and ask if she would like something to drink. I would then offer to let her look through the music collection and pick something out to listen to. Once that is cue'd up- we could sit on the back deck -where I would thank her for making the journey to see me.. and chat about whatever was on our minds.

Blade · 08-23-2018, 05:03 PM

You'd find 2 lazy dogs sunning themselves on the couch

Orema · 10-22-2019, 04:51 PM

If Blade knocked on my door today I’d invite him in for a cup of Thai Coconut soup, a toke on the bong, and his choice of a movie to watch.

homoe · 10-22-2019, 04:54 PM

IF Orema knocked on my door, I'd usher her in and set her down with a libation then converse non-talk movie talk with her......oh we'd talk for hours no doubt then perhaps later go see a movie! Of course after the movie we'd want to discuss it and what better way than over a nice meal.

Bèsame* · 10-22-2019, 05:13 PM

Omg.
if home knocked on my door...

The smirk that showed up on our faces would quickly turn into laughing our asses off over our secret jokes!!!

Psst..can you just imagine?

Then it would quickly turn into all things Chicago!

MaddieRobbie · 10-24-2019, 11:04 AM

If you ALL knocked on my door today...

I'd probably need a bigger apartment. Not that you all wouldn't be welcome, I'd just run out of chairs too soon!

I would run out for a lot of delicious snacks. I'd pick a really fun playlist. I'd pour drinks for those who do, and offer alternatives for those who don't. I'd ask everyone about their love lives...and tell them all about mine. I might invite you to dance...or sing...or just look cool.

Stone-Butch · 10-24-2019, 12:45 PM

If I knocked on Mattie's door, knowing how generous she is, then I would have brought a couple of chairs and some goodies to share with her crowd.

cathexis · 10-24-2019, 09:41 PM

After drifting around the curve on Maddie's street and screeching to a halt behind Stone-Butch's car, eyeing Maddie's porch I rifle through some bags. I emerge with half a dozen self-inflating chaise lounges wondering how I managed to wedge them into the passenger wheel well. Taking the seats and a canvas bag containing a 4-pk each of gourmet sarsaparilla and birch beer, and a gift for Maddie, a bottle of single malt scotch. Hearing music through Maddie's door, I knock.

homoe · 10-25-2019, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by cathexis

After drifting around the curve on Maddie's street and screeching to a halt behind Stone-Butch's car, eyeing Maddie's porch I rifle through some bags. I emerge with half a dozen self-inflating chaise lounges wondering how I managed to wedge them into the passenger wheel well. Taking the seats and a canvas bag containing a 4-pk each of gourmet sarsaparilla and birch beer, and a gift for Maddie, a bottle of single malt scotch. Hearing music through Maddie's door, I knock.

IF cathexis knocked on my door, I'd scream out "I got a gun and I know how to use it"

OK just kidding about the gun......I have NO idea how to use a gun

I'd grab cathexis and say "lets blow this pop stand" we'd head for Chicago....

11-27-2017, 11:09 AM	#302
Kätzchen Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Monogamously Attached ❤️ Join Date: May 2010 Location: Where it once rained daily but now it doesn’t. Posts: 15,092 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 36,000 Thanked 32,003 Times in 9,945 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	If Dee knocked on my door today, I'd be happy to invite her in and make some fresh coffee for her and see what I have on hand to go with our tea and coffee.....AND, if her puppy is with her, I'd pet her puppy and sing her a little lullabye, after I gave her a treat! Of course, after inviting her in, we'd talk for a spell and exchange ideas on what we hope to do next summer! __________________ Kätzchen _____ ______

08-23-2018, 05:03 PM	#313
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10-22-2019, 05:13 PM	#316
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10-24-2019, 11:04 AM	#317
MaddieRobbie Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Free Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 96 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34 Thanked 310 Times in 78 Posts Rep Power: 2491086	Keep a' knocking... If you ALL knocked on my door today... I'd probably need a bigger apartment. Not that you all wouldn't be welcome, I'd just run out of chairs too soon! I would run out for a lot of delicious snacks. I'd pick a really fun playlist. I'd pour drinks for those who do, and offer alternatives for those who don't. I'd ask everyone about their love lives...and tell them all about mine. I might invite you to dance...or sing...or just look cool.

10-24-2019, 12:45 PM	#318
Stone-Butch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stonebutch Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 3,202 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 12,186 Thanked 8,469 Times in 2,635 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Knock on my door If I knocked on Mattie's door, knowing how generous she is, then I would have brought a couple of chairs and some goodies to share with her crowd.

11-26-2017, 03:43 PM	#301
girl_dee Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: dee Relationship Status: Hitched up Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Livin’ the Dream Posts: 24,079 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 30,560 Thanked 54,956 Times in 13,922 Posts Rep Power: 21474873	if easy were to knock on my door, i would totally pretend i did not like being tackled.... i would take us to my tattoo guy and totally get something fun and new... then we would drink.

11-27-2017, 11:21 AM	#303
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,586 Times in 14,918 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	IF Miss Katz knocked on my door I'd invite her in and make her a roast beef and havarti cheese sandwich first off! Then I'd show her my vast collection of movies and let her pick a few to watch! Of course movie watching wouldn't be complete without popcorn so i'd pop up a batch of old fashioned homemade popcorn complete with real butter!

11-28-2017, 12:15 PM	#307
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11-29-2017, 12:42 PM	#311
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10-22-2019, 04:51 PM	#314
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10-22-2019, 04:54 PM	#315
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,586 Times in 14,918 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	IF Orema knocked on my door, I'd usher her in and set her down with a libation then converse non-talk movie talk with her......oh we'd talk for hours no doubt then perhaps later go see a movie! Of course after the movie we'd want to discuss it and what better way than over a nice meal.

10-24-2019, 09:41 PM	#319
cathexis Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Trotskyist, Anarcho-syndicalist Preferred Pronoun?: They, Them, Their, Sir Bitch Relationship Status: open Join Date: Sep 2016 Location: Great White North! Posts: 4,332 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,812 Thanked 4,710 Times in 1,603 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	After drifting around the curve on Maddie's street and screeching to a halt behind Stone-Butch's car, eyeing Maddie's porch I rifle through some bags. I emerge with half a dozen self-inflating chaise lounges wondering how I managed to wedge them into the passenger wheel well. Taking the seats and a canvas bag containing a 4-pk each of gourmet sarsaparilla and birch beer, and a gift for Maddie, a bottle of single malt scotch. Hearing music through Maddie's door, I knock.