If you knocked on my door today.... - Page 3

SuperFemme · 09-06-2010, 12:27 PM

If Bete showed up at my door I'd cock block her until Cal noticed her and pushed me out of the way to invite her in and treat her like the princess that she is. While I get tied to the naughty chair.

Again.

Arwen · 09-06-2010, 05:08 PM

If SuperFemme showed up at my door, I'd let her out of the naughty chair. Then I'd drive her all over Austin and give her my special 720 tour (ask Vic or Gemme). Then we'd go have drinks and nosh somewhere until we got thrown out!

SuperFemme · 09-06-2010, 05:40 PM

i want to go to austin. and gnosh.

Daywalker · 09-06-2010, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme

i want to go to austin. and gnosh.

~ If you knocked on mah door today ~
You would be escorted to the Garden area and shown the lighters.

Then, like majik...you would haz mah secret blend of
Koolaid in yer hands before you could say Doobie.

Soft*Silver · 09-06-2010, 06:32 PM

I would not be able to answer as I am in the ....mmmm..ladies room.....

Isadora · 09-06-2010, 07:10 PM

I would be barefoot and braless. I would be smiling with glee and glowing with happiness. I would be pleased I got three bags of shoes and purses packed. I would offer you chocolate cake and coffee.

Arwen · 09-06-2010, 09:45 PM

If Isadorable showed up at my door, I'd cry happy tears. Then I'd drag her off to show her ALL of Austin. I love my town.

Gemme · 09-06-2010, 09:51 PM

If Arwen showed up at my door, I'd first ask her if she was sore from the work out earlier today, and then we'd go back to her place to soak in the pool and talk about you all.

chefhmboyrd · 09-08-2010, 09:48 PM

i would invite her in, give her a big ole hug and fix some vittles.....

then bust out some entertainment on my hurge tv.....
hurdgemungus
lol

oh wait this isn't the word of the day thread

Gemme · 09-09-2010, 03:22 PM

If Andy knocked on my door today, I'd tell him he's too late. The amateur showcase was last night. However, I'd get him some sweet tea and help him pick out his play list for next week's show.

diamondrose · 09-09-2010, 03:27 PM

If Gemme knocked on my door.. I'd invite her in and get to talking about all the things we seem to have in common and I'd want to hear all about her trip to this years bash.. then maybe go shopping!!

cane · 09-09-2010, 10:50 PM

If Diamondrose knocked on my door today I wouldn't notice since I'm off visiting my inlaws, maybe she is standing there right now.... Oh, gotta run...

Wait I'm coming!

Gayla · 09-09-2010, 11:29 PM

If cane knocked on my door today, I'd hurry us both inside and slam the door quickly. Once we were settled, with beer in hand, I'd want all the details of the "escape from the in law's"!

Arwen · 09-09-2010, 11:57 PM

If gayla knocked on my door right now, I'd grab her in the biggest hug EVAH then head for Salt Lick. From there we'd go to the Green Mesquite and then end up at Iron Works BBQ. Of course, we'd have to do Kreutz, Chisolm Trail and Smitty's in Lockhart. I hope you're hungry.

Gayla · 09-10-2010, 12:24 AM

If I knocked on Arwen's door today, she better hug me big and haul me all the way to Lockhart for BBQ. Of course, we'd stop on the way for a cheery limeade. I'd make her drive back via Creedmore and I'd tell her who lived in every house we saw along the way. We might have to stop and say hey to a couple of people if they saw me and then I'd show her where I flipped my bike when I was 11 and got the big scar on my forehead. Then she better have gathered the crew for more hugs and more food and a beer or two. After all that, I think we'd sit by the pool and talk until we couldn't anymore. There would be sleep at some point and then some hand holding through a very special something on Saturday morning. Some where in there would be more BBQ and her trying to convince me I didn't have to leave and me almost believing her. Until I checked the weather and realized it was 64 and rainy at home. <3

SuperFemme · 09-10-2010, 10:58 AM

if gayla and arwen had any sense, they'd head west. when they knocked at my door i'd take them everywhere from the hearst castle to the local wineries..to the beautiful beaches.

i would introduce them to tri-tip which is only good here in central ca.

i would have the arwen push my wheelchair up hill, but gayla push it down hill cuz i know the arwen may get distracted and let go, sending me to my perilous death.

Arwen · 09-10-2010, 11:05 AM

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan I wanna push you down the hill. I'd jump on the back and scream wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee as we plunged to our perilous death. I can hear gayla screaming "GET BACK HERE NOW" and Cal yelling "NOT ON MY WATCH!"

But if SuperFemme knocked on my door, I'd park her in my bed and read pornography to her.

SuperFemme · 09-10-2010, 11:10 AM

:: perk ::

read porno to me?

i am sure that my migraine will require you cradling my head in you chesteses.

oh yeah.

Tcountry · 12-05-2010, 07:59 PM

If all ya'll knocked on my door...there would be many hugs followed by a dinner at the best BBQ place in town...and then a tour of my ethanol plant (cause I am proud of my job...weird huh?)

Soft*Silver · 12-05-2010, 08:32 PM

If T country showed up at my door I would hug and squeeze him forever because he was sending me hugs when I was so down! I would lead him in and let him bask in my soft, warm, inviting LR and DR that is newly decorated for Christmas, offer him a cuppa eggnog and a plate of freshly baked sugarcookies I worked on today. The house smells delicious! Lets watch Its a Wonderful Life and enjoy the joy that is here now...thank you dear friend..thank you so much!

09-06-2010, 05:08 PM	#42
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,131 Times in 6,414 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	If SuperFemme showed up at my door, I'd let her out of the naughty chair. Then I'd drive her all over Austin and give her my special 720 tour (ask Vic or Gemme). Then we'd go have drinks and nosh somewhere until we got thrown out! __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

09-06-2010, 06:32 PM	#45
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09-06-2010, 07:10 PM	#46
Isadora Member How Do You Identify?: Momma, Ma'am Preferred Pronoun?: She/Her Relationship Status: I am in love. Truly Madly Deeply Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: California Posts: 997 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 502 Thanked 2,128 Times in 560 Posts Rep Power: 2369287	I would be barefoot and braless. I would be smiling with glee and glowing with happiness. I would be pleased I got three bags of shoes and purses packed. I would offer you chocolate cake and coffee. __________________ "I have a respect for manners as such, they are a way of dealing with people you don't agree with or like." Margaret Mead Read me! www.leatherati.com

09-06-2010, 09:45 PM	#47
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,131 Times in 6,414 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	If Isadorable showed up at my door, I'd cry happy tears. Then I'd drag her off to show her ALL of Austin. I love my town. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

09-06-2010, 09:51 PM	#48
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,585 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,168 Thanked 108,771 Times in 25,657 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	If Arwen showed up at my door, I'd first ask her if she was sore from the work out earlier today, and then we'd go back to her place to soak in the pool and talk about you all. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

09-06-2010, 12:27 PM	#41
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,109 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	If Bete showed up at my door I'd cock block her until Cal noticed her and pushed me out of the way to invite her in and treat her like the princess that she is. While I get tied to the naughty chair. Again.

09-06-2010, 05:40 PM	#43
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,109 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	i want to go to austin. and gnosh.

09-08-2010, 09:48 PM	#49
chefhmboyrd Senior Member How Do You Identify?: man Preferred Pronoun?: beef Relationship Status: Uncle Daddy Snap Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: nashvegas Posts: 1,606 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,411 Thanked 2,845 Times in 898 Posts Rep Power: 14057154	if Gemme knocked on my door...... i would invite her in, give her a big ole hug and fix some vittles..... then bust out some entertainment on my hurge tv..... hurdgemungus lol oh wait this isn't the word of the day thread __________________ what's a cowboy got to do to get a drink around here?

09-09-2010, 03:22 PM	#50
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,585 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,168 Thanked 108,771 Times in 25,657 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	If Andy knocked on my door today, I'd tell him he's too late. The amateur showcase was last night. However, I'd get him some sweet tea and help him pick out his play list for next week's show. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

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diamondrose Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: . Posts: 1,384 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2 Thanked 2,895 Times in 923 Posts Rep Power: 13536273	If Gemme knocked on my door.. I'd invite her in and get to talking about all the things we seem to have in common and I'd want to hear all about her trip to this years bash.. then maybe go shopping!!

09-09-2010, 10:50 PM	#52
cane Member How Do You Identify?: male identified butch Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2010 Location: Sweden Posts: 294 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 119 Thanked 358 Times in 123 Posts Rep Power: 1030322	If Diamondrose knocked on my door today I wouldn't notice since I'm off visiting my inlaws, maybe she is standing there right now.... Oh, gotta run... Wait I'm coming! __________________ "Vivamus, mea Lesbia, atque amemus"

09-09-2010, 11:29 PM	#53
Gayla Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Kinky Butch Top Preferred Pronoun?: I'm not picky Relationship Status: She makes me dance like a fool and forget how to breathe. Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: SF CA Posts: 3,229 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 877 Thanked 7,078 Times in 1,966 Posts Rep Power: 0	If cane knocked on my door today, I'd hurry us both inside and slam the door quickly. Once we were settled, with beer in hand, I'd want all the details of the "escape from the in law's"!

09-09-2010, 11:57 PM	#54
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,131 Times in 6,414 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	If gayla knocked on my door right now, I'd grab her in the biggest hug EVAH then head for Salt Lick. From there we'd go to the Green Mesquite and then end up at Iron Works BBQ. Of course, we'd have to do Kreutz, Chisolm Trail and Smitty's in Lockhart. I hope you're hungry. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me?

09-10-2010, 12:24 AM	#55
Gayla Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Kinky Butch Top Preferred Pronoun?: I'm not picky Relationship Status: She makes me dance like a fool and forget how to breathe. Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: SF CA Posts: 3,229 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 877 Thanked 7,078 Times in 1,966 Posts Rep Power: 0	Breaking Format, Cuz I Just Gotta If I knocked on Arwen's door today, she better hug me big and haul me all the way to Lockhart for BBQ. Of course, we'd stop on the way for a cheery limeade. I'd make her drive back via Creedmore and I'd tell her who lived in every house we saw along the way. We might have to stop and say hey to a couple of people if they saw me and then I'd show her where I flipped my bike when I was 11 and got the big scar on my forehead. Then she better have gathered the crew for more hugs and more food and a beer or two. After all that, I think we'd sit by the pool and talk until we couldn't anymore. There would be sleep at some point and then some hand holding through a very special something on Saturday morning. Some where in there would be more BBQ and her trying to convince me I didn't have to leave and me almost believing her. Until I checked the weather and realized it was 64 and rainy at home. <3

09-10-2010, 10:58 AM	#56
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,109 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	if gayla and arwen had any sense, they'd head west. when they knocked at my door i'd take them everywhere from the hearst castle to the local wineries..to the beautiful beaches. i would introduce them to tri-tip which is only good here in central ca. i would have the arwen push my wheelchair up hill, but gayla push it down hill cuz i know the arwen may get distracted and let go, sending me to my perilous death.

09-10-2010, 11:05 AM	#57
Arwen Joy Seeker How Do You Identify?: Smartly-Flavored Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Mrs. Syzygy 1/9/14 Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Joyville, NM (aka Land of Enchantment) Posts: 10,140 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,636 Thanked 28,131 Times in 6,414 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan I wanna push you down the hill. I'd jump on the back and scream wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee as we plunged to our perilous death. I can hear gayla screaming "GET BACK HERE NOW" and Cal yelling "NOT ON MY WATCH!" But if SuperFemme knocked on my door, I'd park her in my bed and read pornography to her. __________________ I wrote a book, y'all! *FREE* Tarotscopes Seek Joy, y'all. Eschew hate. 9Words: A Poetry Challenge \| Do you like me? Last edited by Arwen; 09-10-2010 at 11:06 AM. Reason: You really want to know? I used a double quotation mark where a single should have been. Yes, I am that obsessive.

09-10-2010, 11:10 AM	#58
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,109 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0	:: perk :: read porno to me? i am sure that my migraine will require you cradling my head in you chesteses. oh yeah.

12-05-2010, 07:59 PM	#59
Tcountry Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Country Boi Preferred Pronoun?: call it as u see it Relationship Status: Completely...complete ;) Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Either at the beach or in the pool Posts: 1,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,929 Thanked 4,287 Times in 1,181 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	If all ya'll knocked on my door...there would be many hugs followed by a dinner at the best BBQ place in town...and then a tour of my ethanol plant (cause I am proud of my job...weird huh?) __________________ "You don't Find life worth living; You MAKE IT that way"

12-05-2010, 08:32 PM	#60
SoftSilver Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: rose cottage Posts: 5,498 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,407 Thanked 15,611 Times in 3,973 Posts Rep Power*: 21474856	I hope I have the pronoun right If T country showed up at my door I would hug and squeeze him forever because he was sending me hugs when I was so down! I would lead him in and let him bask in my soft, warm, inviting LR and DR that is newly decorated for Christmas, offer him a cuppa eggnog and a plate of freshly baked sugarcookies I worked on today. The house smells delicious! Lets watch Its a Wonderful Life and enjoy the joy that is here now...thank you dear friend..thank you so much! __________________ Pole bachit, a lis chuye. The field sees, the forest hears