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03-09-2011, 09:08 AM
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Happy National Panic Day
Greetings friends known and unknown! Today is National Panic Day. Remain calm! It's not too late to go out and buy your loved one a card or even get crafty and make one (glitter alert!), after all on the West coast it's not even 7 a.m.
There are lots of things to panic about. The economy, gas prices keep going up, the McRib is gone, the atmosphere is filled with swirling viruses, what will happen to Two and a Half Men now that Charlie Sheen has been fired, death, taxes, stolen internet signals, etc, etc. So maybe you want to run around and "shout the sky is falling". It's your prerogative, celebrate how you like. Make this thread your real panics or your faux ones. Holidays mean gifts and my lady has asked for a LIFECALL medical alarm as seen in this ad......what do you mean they went out of business?!!?! 
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03-09-2011, 09:18 AM
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OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
*deep breath* OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! What if this thread starts a FLAME WAR??!!!! OMGGGGGG!
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03-09-2011, 09:23 AM
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03-09-2011, 09:24 AM
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Mister Bent is panicking because he didn't think of this first.....
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03-09-2011, 09:27 AM
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It's true!
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I was too busy responding to the most recent not crisis at work. Aka, The Place Where We Celebrate National Panic Day Everyday!
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03-09-2011, 09:30 AM
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I just had a meltdown because Nick brought milk from the US to my apartment and it was sitting there in my fridge potentially coming from cows that were given genetically modified growth hormones and increasing my risk of breast cancer!
But then I went and actually read the label on the milk in question and found that it doesn't come from hormone-cows. Crisis averted!
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03-09-2011, 09:31 AM
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The thought of The Warlock raising his sons... Clowns.. When someone besides me opens up the new box of Cocoa Krispies... Spiders... Future court dates... The Femme Swap(did not attend the one I could of) Trapped in an elevator with jerks... The thought of my Chi breaking..
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03-09-2011, 09:34 AM
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Once again I procrastinated
waited till the last minute and did not properly prepare for this day....
~~~~~~PANIC~~~~~~
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03-09-2011, 09:37 AM
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Creepy Cho mo vans!!!
The Circus!!
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03-09-2011, 11:17 AM
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03-09-2011, 11:19 AM
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Kiwi!!!!!!
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03-09-2011, 11:40 AM
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03-09-2011, 12:03 PM
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The McRib is gone???????????????
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03-09-2011, 12:14 PM
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THEY ARE OUT OF RANCH DRESSING IN OUR CAFETERIAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I forgot to pick up kibble? Where are my shin guards....
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03-09-2011, 01:22 PM
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Panic inducing alert!
Being out of ketchup!!!!
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03-09-2011, 01:27 PM
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I Ran out of Ativan!
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03-09-2011, 01:48 PM
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Deer fly arms flopping panic dance on clients drive way!
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03-09-2011, 02:19 PM
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It does seem apropo that today is my first day back in school after a leave of ohhhhhh 8 yrs...
*panic*
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