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Old 07-11-2010, 10:43 AM   #61
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Considering my cooking skills..lol, going out to dinner is the only kind thing to do.

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Truth. Always. Lies never work.

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WYR wear cute shoes that hurt or ugly shoes that are comfortable for an hour?

Cute shoes. I've always worn ill-fitting shoes, so that's no biggie.


WYR kiss a crocodile in heat or a cranky platypus?
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Old 07-12-2010, 10:12 PM   #63
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Cute shoes. I've always worn ill-fitting shoes, so that's no biggie.


WYR kiss a crocodile in heat or a cranky platypus?

Crocodile.

Platypus' have a poisonous thingy.

WYR watch a show on snakes or hold a real snake?
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Crocodile.

Platypus' have a poisonous thingy.

WYR watch a show on snakes or hold a real snake?
OOOOOOOOO easy one... HOLD ONE! I LOVE SNAKES! I know, I'm a strange femme. lol

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OOOOOOOOO easy one... HOLD ONE! I LOVE SNAKES! I know, I'm a strange femme. lol

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After petting and visiting with one this last weekend, I'd say SNAKE for sure. Who knew that boa constrictors had such personality!

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After petting and visiting with one this last weekend, I'd say SNAKE for sure. Who knew that boa constrictors had such personality!

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tell a joke at a funeral...i have probably actually done it
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Old 07-13-2010, 10:07 AM   #67
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tell a joke at a funeral...i have probably actually done it
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Catsup because I can make poor man's tomato soup.

Would you rather go to New Orleans or San Francisco?
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Catsup because I can make poor man's tomato soup.

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new orleans...san francisco is overrated
Would you rather live as a dog or live as a cat?
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new orleans...san francisco is overrated
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Cat. Dogs are expected to fetch, sit, stay. Cats expect you to pet, feed, piss off.

WYR live without salt or pepper?
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Cat. Dogs are expected to fetch, sit, stay. Cats expect you to pet, feed, piss off.

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Salt, I already do

WYR go into a room full of big ass spiders or big ass cockroaches?
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WYR go into a room full of big ass spiders or big ass cockroaches?
if i have to choose...cockroaches
keeping it disgusting...would you rather chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man's foot, or throughly lick his unshowered armpit?
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if i have to choose...cockroaches
keeping it disgusting...would you rather chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man's foot, or throughly lick his unshowered armpit?
The toenail. Hopefully, it would be kinda dry. Stale sweaty armpits make me want to hurl (I know this because I've already done this....no point in doing it twice, right?).

WYR be dipped in a vat of rat excrement or hospital waste?
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The toenail. Hopefully, it would be kinda dry. Stale sweaty armpits make me want to hurl (I know this because I've already done this....no point in doing it twice, right?).

WYR be dipped in a vat of rat excrement or hospital waste?
I will take the hospital waste.
wyr french kiss a dog or have a baby spit up drool into your open mouth?
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WYR be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or three fat men with bad breath?
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wet dogs...I hate bad breath
would you rather swim in a pool of human blood for an hour, or hang upside down for 8 hours?
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would you rather swim in a pool of human blood for an hour, or hang upside down for 8 hours?
I'll take the 8 hours. I don't do others' blood. I'd eventually pass out from blood rushing to my brain anyway so that would make it seem faster than 8 hours.

WYR get a paper cut on your genitals or have a huge boil on your face?
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That's a hard one Gemme! I don't want nothin on my face and I can't imagine why I'd have a paper cut on my genitals. I guess the paper cut.

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That's a hard one Gemme! I don't want nothin on my face and I can't imagine why I'd have a paper cut on my genitals. I guess the paper cut.

WYR wrestle a calf or a colt?
a colt i think...
wyr always wear earmuffs or a nose plug?
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I'd rather wear earmuffs. I can't stand to have to breathe out of my mouth, which is why scuba diving isn't a fit for me.

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I'd rather wear earmuffs. I can't stand to have to breathe out of my mouth, which is why scuba diving isn't a fit for me.

Would you rather have your tongue or your septum pierced?
septum...i think it would hurt less to have done
wyr get busy in the morning, afternoon, or night?
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